doomsday in Kraproom

Question of the day: Could Moorpark get any TRASHIER???

Now look. I know I might not be the cleanest human being. I condition my hair with my neighbor's breast milk and sometimes I season my ice cream with my toe nail clippings.

BUT

nothing compares to the sadness that has struck the little town of Kraproom, California

SMART AND FINAL???

I mean. . .seriously.

Rumor has it that they are also building a Ross (dress for less) as well.

For the love of nipples! 

Could this town get any more pathetic??

We now have: Do it Center, Dollar Store, Dennys, Walgreens, Big Lots, and now

SMART AND FINAL?

Its like all the stores that keep coming in here is Trailer Park Word Vomit!

Without Cafe Firenze, we would be lost.

Thank nipples for FABIO.

omg.

He brings the only ounce of class left in this town.

Coming Soon to Kraproom: Walmart- just watch. That is when this place will be the new SIMI VALLEY!!!!!!!

LARRY LOHAN'S FUN ACTIVITY!

See if you can possibly name all of the nail salons and pizza places in Moorpark.

good luck. the winner gets to touch my sweat gland.

p.s. there are two Pizza Huts (target counts as one)

"I made this today. I am writing a children's book"

- Larry Lohan