Monday, February 23, 2009

Junior Mints

"after a short perusal of your scandalous records, i notice that there's precious little about the current junior class =(

for shame, sir, for shame.

are we not to be included in the elite of moorpark? these crack whores and teen mothers top the creme de la creme of the academia of moorpark high school?

everyone knows that the biggest scandal is found in the most unlikely place.

a bit of digging could, perhaps, be worth your while.

facebook, anyone?

xoxo"

Got anything else for me?

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

Emails

LL is being flooded with emails this afternoon.
Many requesting we stay online, others saying farewell.
I hope we can stay on as long as possible. We're just taking a new and mature approach to this blog.

Starting with this:

Stephanie Scoggins, this is my public apology.

To all the others who have been hurt in Larry Lohan's infancy, I apologize from the bottom of my heart. Things will be changing around here. Codenames are going to be enforced. Sorry if this takes some of the fun out of the blog, but it's to protect the reputations of your peers. I urge you to send gossip as much as possible, but like I mentioned, it will be screened. The intent of this blog is not to hurt anyone and not to ruin the reputations of any of the people who are "mentioned". If you believe you are the person the post discusses, you are free to do what you wish with it. We are not responsible for you blabbing your identity to the world.

In other words, I'm flabbergasted over the content of many of the emails. It's touching to know that your good old Uncle Larry helped you forget how small this town is. To take you away from the HELL that Moorpark is and make it a little more bearable.

Keep the emails coming, I really do LOVE hearing from all of you. I'll do my best to respond to those of you who deserve a message back.

And because learning makes us smarter...

Rena Petrello believes everyone can learn math. It doesn’t matter if you’re a word person or mystified by even basic algebra.
“I try to keep math from being abstract,” said Petrello, a math professor at Moorpark College. “If someone is verbal, I give a real life example. If I can boil it down to money, people get it.” Petrello teaches developmental math classes for students not quite ready for college-level courses. She teaches most of the classes online, using videos she has created. One advantage is the rewind button, she said.
“My students always tell me, ‘I can’t rewind my instructor, but I can rewind your videos,’” she said.
Michelle Fields, 21, had almost no confidence in her math abilities before she took an online intermediate algebra class with Petrello. But she changed her attitude in the class, which, she said, was like learning math from a friend.
“I always had math anxiety,” said Fields, now a student at Pepperdine University in Malibu. “When I was in high school, my parents spent hundreds of dollars each year trying to teach me math. But she gave me confidence.”
Indeed, Petrello said she’s something of a psychologist with her students as well as a math professor.
“When my students come to me, they’ve already seen a lot of failure,” she said. “They have a lot of negative feelings about math. I teach with the understanding that there are holes in their education, and I need to fill those holes. I’m an encourager.”
That’s why Petrello also holds office hours online. For some reason, students feel less intimidated talking to her online rather than in the confined, one-on-one space of an office, she said.
“This is a generation that is used to having an online presence,” Petrello said. “They’re used to a chat-room experience. I’m coming to where they are.”
In the online videos, Petrello uses a digital pen to do math problems, and she tries to make her examples concrete, using examples from real life, such as money to figure out equations or gardens to determine area.
One student still remembers how she explained quadratic equations, setting the formula to “Pop Goes the Weasel.”
“She has a folksy approach,” said colleague Donna Beatty, a math professor at Ventura College. “She helps them remember it, so it’s not scary.”
That might explain why Petrello’s online courses have proven so popular. A recent class had 80 students and a waiting list, she said






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Rules

The NEW Rules for LL.
 (To be used until LL decides to delete this blog or not...)

1. We will use NO names, only codenames. If this makes you unhappy, then so be it. LL is not out to ruin reputations. We only wish to report the Moorpark gossip. If you wish the names be out in the open, do so on your own time. Spread the gossip yourself. 
2. Comments will be no longer allowed. If you wish to communicate with LL, please do so through email: larry_lohan@yahoo.com
3. LL is aware that through today's technology, it's difficult to stay mysterious on the internet. If you discover LL's identity, please keep it quiet. Part of the fun concerning this blog is the fact that no one know who it is. 
4. LL will only post gossip that is true. We have people we can run facts by. LL is not an idiot. If you send in gossip claiming two girls with boyfriends are secretly lesbians and keep having secret meetings behind the MHS gym, it's probably not going to be posted. 
5. LL requests you to keep the blackmail, threats and any other forms of allegations to a minimum.
6. I'm not a certain Jason S. Stop blaming him. He's more innocent than my hamster. Leave him alone. 
7. The identity of any person that emails LL will remain hidden. We don't want MORE death threats on our hands. 
8. I view Facebook, Myspace and blogs as public domain. You put the stuff on there to be seen and see it, I do. If a picture from facebook winds up on here, just take it as a sign that I'm interested in you.

The most serious post yet...

I'm ashamed. I'm not embarrassed to say it. 
Larry Lohan was a blog made in hopes to get a few laughs and to have some funny stories to talk about at later times. 
However, it is no longer a joke. 

It's disgusting to see people make assumptions about others and ACT on them without sufficient evidence. To treat people poorly due to the fact that they aren't as popular as others or don't fit in as well. 
Death threats, "I'm going to beat the fuck out of you" threats and text messages. This blog was not supposed to come to this. 
I honestly am not who you think I am. I've discussed coming out with my identity but now, due to everyone's reactions to this blog, am nervous about doing so. If you know who I am, will you act on your promises and really "kill" Larry Lohan?
The fact that the teenagers of Moorpark are so quick to rat out their friends and to threaten death upon those who expose the truth is the most ridiculous concept. I've targeted no ONE person (save one who asked for it), I put up only the information that PEOPLE EMAIL ME. Your friends and your peers are so desperate for some good gossip that they're willing to rat you out and try and get your REAL name up on a stupid internet blog, just so they don't have to take the blame for releasing the information themselves. 
Others are willing to start false rumors to try and ruin the reputations of teens around this "KRAPPY" town. 
THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Your fellow students. Your peers. 
I don't start the gossip, it gets placed in my hands. For those of you who get so riled up about it and threaten my LIFE, think about where all this gossip is coming from. Think about the things you do before you do them. Make good choices and the stupid shit won't wind up on a blog. 

I'm disgusted. I'm ashamed. I feel dirty and astonished. I know information that I would've never liked to know. We're all capable of incredible cruelty and this blog has highlighted, italicized and bolded that fact. 
I can't believe I LIKED the majority of you before this ordeal.

I fear all of you who were determined to "KILL" Larry Lohan might've had your wishes come true. Larry Lohan may be coming to an end sooner than I had hoped. Slowly, we're going to start to tie up loose ends and remove content that we feel is cruel or menacing towards innocent victims. If you readers can act your age than so can Larry Lohan. I will mature if you will. If the death threats, blackmailing and rude comments stop, then I can continue to exist. If they don't, Larry Lohan will disappear (much to the excitement of some of you...)

I can't be plagued anymore with the thought that innocent people are being accused of the horrible things I have done. Innocent people are getting phone calls and are being bashed and are being treated as though they are no better than the dirt on your shoe.

Hopefully this is a lesson we've all learned from. I know I'm walking away from it with a newfound respect for those who are able to stay true to themselves and who are able to keep a secret.