Assumptions, Assumptions

First Jason,

Then Sir Emge, 

Then Michael.

Along with the handful of others that I've heard being whispered by the water cooler.

Now, we've got another one (or two) to add to the list. Do they come in a pair? What if I just want one. Is it a "buy one, get one free" deal?:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP GIVE IT UP KELLEN AND LISA!"

Such dirty language from such a pretty lady! And once again, you're all forced to keep guessing my identity children. You're WAY off. 

Kisses, 

Uncle Larry

EDIT:

Mr. Shakespeare has two new names to add to the list of suspects:

1.) Bryson Baducco

2.) Jake Molineux.

yo ho ho

some more text messages

some more phone numbers of the day.

its gonna be like christmas children.

santa larry is a comin!

Oh, I saw this today and I have to share

My self portrait

A note from the desk of: Larry Lohan

Some of you may hate me.

Some of you may love me.

I just want to make it known that I
LOVE
YOU
ALL!

I can be your friend or your enemy. But I would really like to get along.

and if you really need to figure out WHO I am, well then just read my posts.

I do drop hints every once and so often.

It might not be as obvious as the paw prints in blues clues.

but they are there.

good night my children

- daddy larry lohan

for those of you who haven't seen this

AHHHHHHH!! YESSSSSSSSSS

Twit Twit, Twitter

http://twitter.com/heatherroyer

http://twitter.com/ASmall

http://twitter.com/RBeyer

http://twitter.com/cdimmitt

http://twitter.com/HeyimMerielle

http://twitter.com/alliewoerner

http://twitter.com/MarissaKaul

http://twitter.com/Nataliemarieee

Kendall Fisher

So much for being the "perfect girl".
You may want to revamp your image, since that's the picture that pops up when we type your name into google images.

Kisses.

Uncle LaLo

Silly Lesbos

Not a reputation a BEAUTY QUEEN exactly wants to have, is it Miss. Woerner?

Shouldn't you be kissing your boyfriend instead?

Digital Scrapbook

Nice scarf, cutie pa-tootie. She's going to go begging for change now. 

New clothes for the "shopaholic"

They just can't get enough of each other, these two. Oh, Mr. Shakespeare. 

Silly children, should you be paying more attention in school? 

Happy Valentine's Day. Belated.

Someone should probably let her know that she's orange. Oompa Loompas are the only ones who can pull off that skin tone, darling.

Parrrrrrrrrrtayyyyyy. Is that alcohol I spot? Tsk tsk, I don't believe any of those "children" is over the age of 21. In fact, I believe one is the only the ripe old age of 16. My oh my, isn't he advanced?

Barbara Streisand called, she wants her hair back, Jacob.

Drama, Drama, Drama

I'm going to give you a little tip, all you detectives out there...

"A.R."

There? Does that help?

Leave poor Mr. Sobel alone. I'm not he, he's not me. I PROMISE you. 

Cross my heart, hope to die. Eat a dog before I lie. 

I'm not a liar, I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH. 

Now if all you glamazons would only just believe the words that make their way onto this blog. 

I know you're all curious, but making accusations of people with just a small bit of evidence is no way to approach this. 

Build up your case. I promise, it'll be worth it. 

i love it, i love it, i LOVE IT

so . . . someone (probably stephanie herself) posted this right HERE <- click

"Honestly? Are you freaking out and fighting over peoples identities and whatnot on the internetz? You should take yourselves a little less seriously and spend more time blogging about your days and clothes and things you have stolen and drugs and more things to that general effect."

Now. . .I  interpreted this message like this:

Stephanie should stop worrying about MWAH and worry more about blogging about the things she has SHOP LIFTED.

I didn't say it. . . it was posted on HER BLOG!

;-0

-L.L. Bean

why blog about the drama?

when you are the drama.

Stupid girl, with stupid accusations

"Stephanie Scoggins at 12:19pm February 12

So I have a question, Jason, if you supposedly didn't know who I was when I texted you, how come you let it slip that "it was off facebook" to someone you had no idea was texting you? What if it hadn't been me? You wouldn't have said it.

THANKS FOR OUTING YOURSELF. IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT.

By the way, you're really sick. I honestly thought you'd be better than that. You might want to go delete the posts on the blog before people read it, knowing that it's you, and then your very personal stories will be known to everyone.

Oh, and just as an incentive:

http://kraproomwordvomit.blogspot.com/ "

this is all I have to say, and then I am going to go and take a bath in olive oil.

Dear Miss Scoggins,

You have NO idea what you are writing and you have NO idea what you are talking about.

You think you are little Miss Nancy Drew, but the bottom line is this: you are so way off course, it is really amusing.

If it makes you feel better to believe that I am jason, than by all means, go ahead and believe it.

But if there is one thing that Larry Lohan does not do, is LIE about his identity.

And I can assure you 100% that I am not who you think I am.

I am just way too clever than that boy.

Love,

Your Uncle LArRy LOHAn

BOOOOOOOO

If Michael Fontauzzo is behind this madness. He always seems to be. Given, that is my best guess pulled from the pool puddle of the small number of people that I know. Or maybe I'm a darned fool. I should...

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