Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Ohhhh Gawsh

"Sigh, it sounds to me like it's Adam Rayzor.

Hint he gave us:
his initials are AR.
Grease.
And we all know who he is.


I guess it doesn't matter. Whoever he is, he's very juvenile. I'm sure we'll be very disappointed with the person when we discover who he or she is."

You people are CONVINCED.
Get back to me when you talk to Mini Rayzor. He will probably have NO clue what you're talking about. 

Maybe I'm just really good at giving you worthless clues...

;)

HIT ME UP BITCHES

I like anything and everything you have to share.

I am all ears.

literally.

like my body is pretty much COMPOSED of ears.

its how I know so much.





e: larry_lohan@yahoo.com

Yawn

another guess, by another fellow.

this is getting old




So I'm pretty sure I have this Larry Lohan guy figured out. I'm impressed with this person's ability to do what he/she is doing. I'm being vague because I don't want to give it away if I'm right.

Lookie, Lookie!

"So, Larry Lohan, huh?
Annoying, not creative, and juvenile.
Bordering on a stalker.

His pathetic clues point to Adam Rayzor.
I'm sad to say that, however, because if it turns out to be true, I'll be incredibly disappointing in that boy.

But whoever it is, it's guaranteed that none of us will like him or her much after this fiasco is finished."

Another blogger wrote, on his quest for my true identity, "Or maybe even Adam Rayzor..."

A few of you seem to be running in this direction. Are you right? Are you wrong? 

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. 

I just adore all this chit-chat.
And P.S. little lady, this fiasco will never be finished. 

Love to hate me, Hate to love me. 
It's the essence of LARRY LOHAN.

KISS, KISS HATERS.

my ex is starting an underwear line

Here is the ad she made herself. It should be running in magazines soon:

Kraproom is like one giant freezer right now

I am freezing my giblets off.

for the love of all that is kosher.

I can't possibly run amok and cause chaos if my fingers are frozen solid.

oh the sadness that is my life.