I want to know about the party!

How was it Mr. Purple Drank?
Was the turn out good?
Was the gossip dirty?
What did you say about me??
I AM DYING TO KNOW!!!















p.s. was there punch?

In regards to the previous post

"Mormon is MORMON not MORMAN. i have no other choice but to believe that it is me. I know all the mormons from moorpark and none of them have skeletons. If if is me you are talking about then just to let you know I DONT BELIEVE IN MORMONISM AND I WOULD PREFER A DIFFERENT NICKNAME. being called mormon is entirely offensive. and my problems arent skeltons in the closet. if they were in the closet they wouldnt be on here"

I am sorry. I don't know you well enough to give you a different nickname. And I wasn't the one who gave it to you. It was e-mailed to me. All I did was hit copy/paste. I am sorry. :-/

Now this is honesty

"Yes, I do drugs. I kiss girls and boys. I've probably messed around with your girlfriend or boyfriend, sorry. I party. I drink.I like it. I'm not going to change"

so much for staying anonymous

"ugh. larry lohan. i think he was talking about me. i mean the only other mormon i know he knows is _______ (who is that??). and i think she is incapable of doing any wrong. my blog states just about everything. drugs sex bisexualness. i dont care. if he respects me i'll respect him. maliciousness goes no where. and as long as there isnt any shit talking then his blog is entertaining to read. but when it gets maliscious it just gets stupid. "

Submission not approved

someone sent this into urbandictionary.com

It didn't get approved, but I LOVED IT!!!!! THANK YOU!

Larry Lohan
A blog dedicated to gossiping about Moorpark's Elite. Many are suspected, but nobody really knows who it is. Kind of dumb, but highly entertaining and highly addicting.
Larry Lohan says, "footsie and sideburns are dating, and there sexually active."
by Larry Lohan on Feb 27, 2009
tags: larry lohan, moorpark, elite, gossip, drama

Grey's Hates Lesbians

Grey's Anatomy: Jessica Capshaw Extends Her Stay

Grey's Anatomy has inked a deal with Jessica Capshaw to play pediatrician Arizona Robbins in the season's remaining episodes, with an option to return next fall as a series regular.Capshaw arrived at Seattle Grace for a three-episode stint in January, and was quickly established as the new love interest for Dr. Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez). Their flirtation follows criticism the show faced for abruptly axing Callie's previous girlfriend, Dr. Erica Hahn (Brooke Smith), in November. The move was widely seen as a death knell for same-sex relationships on the series.

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I WANT TO DIE!!!!

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the "Umbrella" singer on Feb. 8, a source tells PEOPLE."They're together again. They care for each other," says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean "Diddy" Combs's homes.Adds the source: "While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."In its latest issue, PEOPLE reports that Brown called Rihanna on her 21st birthday one week ago. "He called to wish her happy birthday," a source told the magazine. "They've reached out to each other. It's been mutual."Brown was booked by LAPD for making criminal threats but the case has not yet been presented to the District Attorney, who will ultimately determine which charges, if any, will be prosecuted.


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From an observant source

"it was a popular topic at dinner with the girls last night. apparantly on one of those infamous nights ________ warmed up our __________ underneath the covers. i also hear that some of the single ladies had no trouble keeping eachother company.

those _________ deserve everything they get"



Dearest Insider,
Thank you for the news. Your nicknames were very creative. But due to the sensitivity of the subject, I decided to cut them out all together. It is still pretty juicy regardless.
- Larry

A response

You are right. It was mean. And I am sorry. You pushed some of my buttons. The least I can do is respond to your questions:

1.)Aren't you wasting your time with this argument? Isn't there some better thing you could be doing right now, or is your life THAT boring?

**My life is really that boring. Pointless. A complete waste of time. And I can say that easily because it could very much be a lie. Because Larry Lohan is an alias. And you have no idea who or how many people operate this blog.

2.) And now that we've got the ad hominem arguments all said and done, do you have a point to make?

**I do. And I think I made it. You are a bit of a hypocrite and so am I. So we are both in the same boat. The difference is this: I can see the humor in what I do and you cannot.

3.) If I'm really that boring (and honestly, I'll admit, I am pretty lame), then why have you dedicated five full posts trying to dissuade me from pointing out the fallacies in your existence?

**Because that is what I do. I point out drama on my blog. And you sir were doing what you claim you hate: causing drama on my blog.

4.) If I'm so dull, why is it that you're even responding to me?

** See above.

5.) Are you even going to actually respond to my argument, or are you going to try to hurt my feelings some more?

** Dearest P.

If you do not want to get hurt than do not ask for it. It is one thing to e-mail, offer criticism, and simply promote what I do. But when you start a war, I will respond. I will try to get a reaction out of you because it causes drama, and then I can report on it. Shame on you for giving in so easily. You can sit here and try to point your finger at me for doing what I do, but that is the whole purpose of the blog. . .and I know you do not like to admit it. But you fell right into my trap. And now you are seeing the results.

- Uncle Larry

Even more fun than talking to me.

CLICK ME

For those of you who really do not like me.

CLICK HERE
and push GO
there are a lot of other options as well.
Don't forget to CLICK

Have you played this before??

play flash games

If not, give it a go!

I managed to get past level four.

The game starts off easy, but gets pretty tricky.

Sound helps, but it isn't necessary.

Enjoy! Its gametime!

F*** My life

Today, I put my hand into a vending machine to retrieve a bottle of water that was caught in the slot. After a minute, I realized I was trapped. 2 hours, 4 fire trucks, 3 police cars, and 1 ambulance later I was freed. The machine was in pieces and the bottle of water wasn't even for me.

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For thinking you are SO SMART

you really aren't.



So this is what you have to say to me:

"Bitch, please. This is your bullshit.
Obviously it took for me to post a comment for you to actually look at my blog, which just begs the question of why I posted a comment in the first place.If I didn't want Larry to find it and attack me, I wouldn't have commented in the first place. So Ryan, you really don't need to defend me.

I just wanted to see the reaction, and, as expected, Larry has the emotional capacity of a prepubescent boy. I was hoping someone as resourceful and ubiquitous as who Larry thinks he is would have the capacity to be more witty in protecting his balls.

I have nothing to hide. You do, Larry. If you think the only way to get rid of criticism is to attack it, you're quite wrong.
Bring it, Larry. It's your game"

There is nothing that needs to be brought. The bottom line is this: you are not worth my time. You have no drama. And why? Because you are dull. I am not trying to be cruel, but you are clearly egging me on, and there is no need for it. You are boring. I am not going to post on you and I am not going to dig for dirt on you. Why? Because I do not know anyone who is interested enough to read it.

This is what you claim:
"It seems that more drama appearing on the blog comes from the existence of the blog itself than from legitimate gossip"

You are right. A good amount of the drama does start on this blog. And you are proof of it. You ridicule what I do, yet you clearly love it. So don't act holier than thou when you are just as guilty as me.

Except I am the one running this thing and you are just desperate for attention. There is a difference my friend.

Now lets play nice. Daddy doesn't like to fight! :D

Gossip Girl

No. Not me. I am actually reporting on the show for once.

I thought this was rather interesting:


Brittany Snow is in final negotiations to topline the "Gossip Girl" spin-off, a prequel chronicling the wild teen years of Lily van der Woodsen (Kelly Rutherford) in Los Angeles during the 1980s.Also cast in the spin-off is Shilo Fernandez ("Jericho"). The two would be joining previously cast Krysten Ritter.The spin-off centers on then-Lily Rhodes (Snow), who, after a falling-out with her parents, is forced to move in with her sister, Carol (Ritter), the black sheep of the family.Overnight, Lily has to transition from a life of luxury and education at a wealthy Montecito boarding school to living deep in the San Fernando Valley she once made fun of and going to public school. Caught between two worlds, Lily dives into the fast-paced Sunset Strip and the Hollywood lifestyle of the '80s, journeying over the hill to a world of wealth and excess that used to be her own.Fernandez will play Owen, a hot Valley punk guy with a caustic wit.The backdoor pilot for the spin-off -- from WBTV, Alloy, College Hill and CBS Paramount -- will air May 11 as a "Gossip" episode.



source: hollywood reporter

Mr. Purple Drank

Is the meeting still tonight??

Can I bring the punch?

:-)

(I just remembered that today was the day)

Shia is a director???

Shia on set of his new music video he is directing

The Diamond of Moorpark

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2009/02/top_chef_contestant_fabio_vivi.php
LARRY LOVE LOVE LOVESSS YOU

I have one last thing to add:

and then I am done.

This BLOG has really come to the attention of so many people.

All by word of mouth.

Some of you might think no one reads what I write. . . .and that I report about the same couple of people.

But considering I only post in CODE, only the people who are PART of the gossip actually know who and what I am talking about.

So just because you do not have any DIRT and I am not writing about you SELECTIVELY, I can assure you I write beyond the same high school groups.

I don't have to reveal any identities (including my own) nor do I have to explain my actions

If you do not like reading what I write, then do not read it. Its so simple.

Dont be Hatin!

Don't you love my paint skills?
JUDO CHOP!

awww. you don't think L.L. is malicious

that is good news:

Larry apparently didn't find my rant, it appears to me that 1) s/he is not a friend of mine, 2) I don't really have anything hiding in the closet for him/her to dig up and use against me, and/or 3) s/he is too baffled by my argument to respond coherently). It's still blatantly narcissistic, lazy, and superficial, but at least it doesn't appear to be as malicious.

It took me a couple days. But I found it. And loved it. Your theories and analysis are a fun read. Thank you!

p.s. when I get some dirt on ACA DECA you can count on me reporting it.

p.s.s. SEND ME YOUR ACA DECA DIRT PEOPLE!!
larry_lohan@yahoo.com

You claim Larry is stupid. . . .

And now, transition. This blog is the most disturbingly narcissistic thing I have seen come out of Moorpark in a very long time. To enumerate, let me use numbers.

1. IT IS A GOSSIP GIRL CLONE. Pop culture is a terrible pool from which to draw creative ideas. The idea of the Up In Flames blog is borrowed wholeheartedly from pop culture sources, most notably that of Gossip Girl, a horrible television show I hope never to see.

2. IT IS A FAILURE AT BEING A GOSSIP GIRL CLONE. Pop culture and reality hardly ever come full circle. Larry Lohan fails to achieve the ubiquity of the ideal Gossip Girl for reasons that follow.

3. HALF OF ITS "GOSSIP" IS RIPPED FROM LOCAL NEWSPAPERS. I'm sure anyone in Moorpark can vouch that our local newspapers are dry, boring reads with very little provoking information. But really, it can't be helped; our small and lame newspapers reflect our small and lame community. So the fact that Larry Lohan rips a good amount of his gossip from online archives of The Acorn (most notably its police blotter) and other local newspapers (without linking nor giving credit, though I'll withhold accusations of plagiarism due to Lohan's sheer idiocy) is wholly laughable. **AN EXCELLENT POINT. Thank you.

4. THE OTHER HALF REVOLVES AROUND THE SAME FIVE PEOPLE. It's pretty obvious that no one reads your blog when it appeals to an incredibly small niche audience, specifically Moorpark High '08-'09 students. That said, its readers submit information quite limited to other members of Up In Flames's readership. Going through the archive of the blog, the same few names and aliases appear frequently, rarely deviating from the set list of gossipped persons. It's hardly comprehensive.

5. IT HAS A PERVERTED VISION OF THE NORMATIVE. If there's anything I've learned from my first five months in college, it is that there is no such thing as the norm. That said, the fact that much of the "gossip" featured on Up In Flames largely focuses on activities and people usually described as straying from the norm is disheartening. I would assume that the premise of an omniscient "Gossip Girl" narrator who exposes the deviating activities of the élite only destroys any premise of normalcy. That said, that crossdressing, homosexuality, and nonconforming sexual relationships forms the basis of Larry Lohan's posts soundly defeats the purpose of societal deconstruction.

6. IT IS SELF-SERVING, SELF-PROMOTING, AND WHOLLY VAIN. Perhaps half of Lohan's posts self-promote, which is horribly narcissistic. It seems that more drama appearing on the blog comes from the existence of the blog itself than from legitimate gossip. Lohan is an unrelenting pillar of auto-fellatio, a self-serving, vain, grossly attention-seeking blogger. If anything, I pity Lohan's sincere, disgusting vanity.

All said and done, Larry Lohan can go suck it.


. . . .yet you clearly have the time in your day to write such a thorough analysis of this blog.
Just like all of my previous enemies, you publicly bash what L.L. is doing, yet I know for a fact you read every word I write.
Now stop bitching and go and wear your Hawaiian shirt.
You know you love me. :)
- Larry

A rather CURIOUS e-mail

Hello Larry.
I have information about __________ that would absolutely blow your mind. It's vile and disgusting, far beyond anything you've posted about anyone, and it is all completely true. I'm not asking for anything in return, I just want to know if you're prepared to handle this sort of material. Ruining her would be an understatement, but if you truly desire to annihilate her, or you just want to know about the real ___________, you need only to reply to this email with a yes by midnight today.

Kraproom Graffiti

"It is my belief that the graffiti issue in Moorpark goes much deeper then a local gang claiming its territory. It's more then just a group of kids that are angry and want to be known. The most important issue here is the hearts of these kids and why they are so angry, hurt, rejected and screaming for attention.

Why are people so quick to want these kids punished without a care in the world for who they are? When did we become such a noncommitted, selfcentered, self righteous and indifferent people? Have we ever thought that maybe a soft answer would turn away wrath, a kind gesture might breed kindness in return, a thoughtful and selfless response to a very needy group of kids might give them hope?

When did we get too busy to stop and lend a helping hand? When did our hearts grow cold towards people in need of our care, support, warmth, time and a simple smile? These kids are our kids. They are part of the community or rather, they are desperately attempting to tell us they are.

My challenge to the city of Moorpark is simple. Before writing a rebuttal to the article of the B'Light Lifters and members of the community that gave freely of their time to clean up graffiti and having a free barbecue to meet some of the gangs, I challenge other churches to get involved. I call on the city officials to support our efforts.

I say to the community that has plenty, give and it will bless you. To the different organizations, my challenge would be for you to make this a priority and do what you can to get involved or support the efforts being done by the band of people from different walks of life that have shown what we are all capable of.

What are you doing with your life to make a difference to your community and the people that live in it?" Bren Mercado Moorpark

Dearest Bren:
Stop trying to make excuses for vandalism. Kids are retarded. I don't care about their problems. All I care about is oiling my body, loving my hamster, and looking out my window at a clean town
-Larry L.

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A Crapload of Gossip

On Feb. 12 a man in his car in a parking lot in the 500 block of Los Angeles Avenue was found to be under the influence of illegal drugs and in possession of a glass smoking pipe. He was arrested and transported to East Valley Jail.

Burglars entered a locked garage on Los Angeles Avenue on Feb. 12 and stole two guitars and an amplifier.

Someone stole property on Feb. 13 from a victim on Majestic Court.

A man on Princeton Avenue east of Spring Road was found to be under the influence of illegal drugs on Feb. 13.

On Feb. 13, during an attempt by deputies to serve a felony warrant at a home on Sherman Avenue, a brother of the suspect attempted to obstruct the investigation by battering a deputy.

Someone brandished a firearm at a victim in an undisclosed area of Moorpark on Feb. 14.

On Feb. 14, a man out on bail in a felony drug-related case was found parked in a no-parking zone in an undisclosed area of Moorpark. The odor of marijuana was coming from his car. The man showed signs of being under the influence, so he was arrested and his car was searched. A large number of methamphetamines was found in a secret compartment, as were packing items, glass meth pipes, marijuana and a large amount of cash.

Deputies arrested a man at the end of Wick Road on Feb. 14 for being under the influence of a controlled substance.

On Feb. 15 vandals used two red bricks to break the front glass window of the Dough Main Smoke Shop in the 6500 block of Collins Drive.

Thieves entered a building on Grimes Canyon Road on Feb. 16 and stole items.

On Feb. 17 a woman allowed her unlicensed son to drive her car. He ended up in a collision in an unspecified area of Moorpark.

Incidents of theft took place in the 800 block of Los Angeles Avenue at the dates indicated: Between Sept. 1and Feb. 4 a person stole money and property from the Target store. A man attempting to steal a bottle of perfume was placed under citizen's arrest on Feb. 4 inside Kohl's department store. On Feb. 5 a person involved in stealing money jars for charities from business front counters was found and arrested.

The Kohl's store was struck by thieves three times on Feb. 10.

On Feb. 12 somebody took a shirt into the Kohl's dressing room and concealed it on his person, leaving the store without paying for it. A man involved in another theft on Feb. 12 was also found to be in possession of marijuana. He was cited and released with a promise to appear in court.

Someone stole a bottle of rum from Kohl's store on Feb. 15. A woman attempted to steal property from Kohl's in a separate attempt on Feb. 15. She was cited and released. On Feb. 15 the Kohl's store was robbed of property in a third event.

On Feb. 18, property was stolen from Kohl's in four separate incidents.

Incidents of graffiti/vandalism took place at the dates and places indicated: Jan. 30 in the area of Arroyo Vista Park and Moorpark High School; Feb. 10 in the 100 block of High Street; Feb. 10 in the 200 block of High Street; Feb. 13 in the 4500 block of Tierra Rejada Road; Feb.14 in the 100 block of High Street; Feb. 18 in the 200 block of W. Los Angeles Avenue.

Incidents of auto vandalism or burglary took place at the dates and places indicated: Feb. 9 in the Do-it Center parking lot; Feb. 10 in the 300 block of High Street; Feb. 12 on High Street; sometime between Feb. 13 and 16 on Flynn Avenue; Feb 15 on Spring Creek Road.

An incident of a person driving without a license or a suspended license took place on Feb. 5 in an unidentified area of Moorpark.

An incident of DUI took place on Feb. 17 on Walnut Canyon Road near Championship Drive.

The following incidents took place outside incorporated Moorpark: Feb. 4, graffiti vandalism on Grimes Canyon Road around the 118; Feb. 18, driving without a license in an unidentified area.

WANNA ADD?

Know any of these people??

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

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Sucks to be you.

Man charged with violating copyrights Suspect accused of posting new movies on Internet
While Hollywood was honoring top movies at the Academy Awards show on Sunday, a 21-year-old Moorpark man probably was not celebrating two recently released films he was accused of pirating.

A federal grand jury last week named Derek Hawthorne in a two-count indictment that charges him with uploading "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" and "Australia" to websites where visitors can download the movies to their own computers.

Each count carries a maximum penalty of three years in federal prison and a fine of at least $250,000.

Know this guy???

Wanna Add?

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

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Due to good behavior...

The Comment box will be reinstated for the time being....

:-)

Even More Pinned Up

"so, i'm just going to assume that i know you and you know me because you seem to know all my friends. and i'm in like three of those pictures you put up from "Pin-Ups." but anyway, just wanted to say that your blog is honestly one of the funniest things i've ever seen. yeah. :]"

BAKED

"Our new musical WAS going to be called "Baked" but the administrative staff along with our dictator of a principal said it was not school appropriate and now we have to come up with a new, creative name that doesn't seem like a marijuana reference"

Challenges

"Dear Larry Lohan,

I don't even know anymore what to think of you anymore.

I should just challenge you to a dual or something.
Make me smile.

好吗？"