Thursday, March 5, 2009

WTF?? Read this news headliner:

"Moorpark Woman injured after truck backs over her"

OMG. BAHAHAHAHA. I feel bad for laughing. But BAHAHAHAHAHAH

read the article: CLICK ME.

I am telling you people. WIERD things happen in OXNARD. Like, all the bad stuff in the news stems from that WIERD TOWN!

An Oxnard man was sentenced to 10 years in prison this week as part of a widespread investigation into the exchange of child pornography over the Internet.

George Tyler Farmer, 39, who was sentenced on Monday in U.S. Federal Court in Los Angeles, faces a mandatory 10-year prison term because of a prior conviction in a child-exploitation case, according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office. Farmer was convicted of molesting a Ventura County girl in 1987.

He pleaded guilty in November to one count of possession of child pornography.

Authorities searched Farmer’s Oxnard apartment in April of 2008 and found still images and videos of “extreme” child pornography involving children as young as 2 or 3, according to the statement.

Once he is released from prison, Farmer will be required to register as a sex offender and will be on supervised release for 20 years.

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Hi Jen.

How Am I looking??

OMG. I just gave you a shout out! I know you read me. You filthy little monkey.

:)

- LARRY LOHAN LOVES YOU.

and since you clearly love me MISS D.

OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH AND SPILL SOME BEANS.

Because I know you know gossip. Your sister was a pro at it.

So send me what you know: larry_lohan@yahoo.com

It is getting bad people. SCARY BAD.

Ventura County’s unemployment rate grew to 9.1 percent in January, up from 8 percent in December and from 5.8 percent a year ago.

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You Will NEVER EVER BE

Holly, Bridget, or Kendra.

I HATE YOU ALL

BITCH say YES!!!




The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony.

Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA.

Given there were allegedly visible injuries, the crime of making criminal threats is punishable by up to nine years in prison. Domestic abuse is four years.


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I agree

"Let me clarify something:
I AM A VIRGIN.



That is the most ridiculous rumor I have ever heard.
I have never had sex, let alone with other people's boy friends.
And I haven't even KISSED someone else's boy friend!

I fucking hate Moorparkians."


I hate Moorparkians the majority of the time.

Want to rant to me about these Moorparkians?

I figured since she posted this on her blog, it was safe to repost.

Helping to squash all the rumors.

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

Anna "Harmony" Ire

Hmmmm?

Larry Lohan

For once, is feeling like he did the right thing...