"Let me clarify something:
I AM A VIRGIN.
That is the most ridiculous rumor I have ever heard.
I have never had sex, let alone with other people's boy friends.
And I haven't even KISSED someone else's boy friend!
I fucking hate Moorparkians."
I hate Moorparkians the majority of the time.
Want to rant to me about these Moorparkians?
I figured since she posted this on her blog, it was safe to repost.
Helping to squash all the rumors.
larry_lohan@yahoo.com