I have received some rather disturbing e-mails.
Today has been a really ridiculous day.
The amount of gossip I receive is crazy, and I try to fact check things before I post.
And I also balance a certain amount of confidentiality with my sources (I don't reveal e-mails, etc)
But because I have received so many shocking threats, allegations, and cruel messages, I might just post it ALL: e-mails of the senders and everything.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I am going to start with Mr. Marcus Max. (because he is the least intimidating of the bunch)
Here is the e-mail he sent me today:
e-mail: marcusmax09@gmail.com
message: you might like some assistance. how about we work together to ruin princess penelope and all the other posers out there.i'm a huge fan of your's and would love to do what you do.I admire you.
My response:
e-mail: larry_lohan@yahoo.com
message: Dearest marcus,
I thank you for the fan mail.
but I do not work in groups.
feel free to read the blog.
- larry
And shortly after he posted this on his blog:
Well then, a**hole....
you could have been a bit nicer. Larry lohan, you will regret this.
The whole thing is really rather sad/amusing and I felt it was even slightly entertaining.
I am pretty sure that Mr. Flanders, Marcus Max, and Princess Penelope are all Miss Scoggins and Mr. Ryan S.
Considering he is hosting an event this upcoming Friday evening in my honor, it is rather EVIDENT that I am the main focus of their lives.
Or who knows?. . .it could even be footsie and sideburns. I did tell them they needed to get blogs and stop posting anonymously.
Who ever these copycats may be, I can assure you all this. They run in the same circle of friends. And they are all not too fond of little old me (idk why). :-(
The other e-mails from different senders are much better than this one. Depending on my mood tomorrow I might reveal them. It will make my life a lot more complicated, but I aim to please my fans. IDK. I am going to sleep on it. Good night children.
- Uncle Larry loves you.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
the copy cat's reasoning
In the light of Larry
It's like the first guy who started pulling weeds, then everyone started pulling weeds and made a business out of it. That first guy did not really have a unique job anymore. So I have decided to start pulling some weeds, and since you have already so fittingly given those weeds nicknames, it's only right that I continue the trend.
It's like the first guy who started pulling weeds, then everyone started pulling weeds and made a business out of it. That first guy did not really have a unique job anymore. So I have decided to start pulling some weeds, and since you have already so fittingly given those weeds nicknames, it's only right that I continue the trend.
- Mr. Flanders
yay. its a party
MR. Ryan S. wants you all to know:
To the other members of the LL club:
Meeting on Friday 7:30 at the GH, be there.
Tell me what goes down! I hope someone brings punch
To the other members of the LL club:
Meeting on Friday 7:30 at the GH, be there.
Tell me what goes down! I hope someone brings punch
yet another
"Since everyone else is doing it:
"Alright, I'll admit it..."
I, Allie Woerner, am the notorious Larry Lohan.
There. That makes three of us. Stephanie, Ryan and I. Anyone else care to join the Larry club? This is getting ridiculous. People are fueling the fire with all these accusations. I admit, I'll read L.L. from time to time, but it's getting old, to be honest. :p"
"Alright, I'll admit it..."
I, Allie Woerner, am the notorious Larry Lohan.
There. That makes three of us. Stephanie, Ryan and I. Anyone else care to join the Larry club? This is getting ridiculous. People are fueling the fire with all these accusations. I admit, I'll read L.L. from time to time, but it's getting old, to be honest. :p"
Anyone else care to come out of hiding?
Like Miss. Beauty Queen has stated, that makes three.
How many more eggs are in this basket?
more from princess penelope
There are more of you? I bet you're all the same people. Making more of these ridiculous blogs.
I, Stephanie Scoggins, am the notorious Larry Lohan.
It seems there is a lot of back and forth drama going on right here in our little blogging pool.Baby dolls you really should calm down, It's just a little fun and I won't lie, it's time to come clean, I Bill Clinton am princess penelope, and the notorious larry lohan, yes, I know, I suck the great cock of truth and say what I wish when I wish, I apologize for what I've done but I will not stop I say, until all the "news" has been spread, well that and frankly you people are pathetic, feeding into my games, lying, gossiping about your friends what have you become?Animals, sons of bitches, but oh well, PP/LL/I love you no matter what.
I've noticed lately that people are becoming more responsive to the actions of others... regardless of how insignificant. Sweethearts, there's no need to become obliged to guilt others.There's no need for post after post of your intimate bitch-rants!Please, for the sake of all of our sanity, tone down your over-active God complex. Not everyone has to love or worship you.
YES THEY DO! :-)
I, Stephanie Scoggins, am the notorious Larry Lohan.
It seems there is a lot of back and forth drama going on right here in our little blogging pool.Baby dolls you really should calm down, It's just a little fun and I won't lie, it's time to come clean, I Bill Clinton am princess penelope, and the notorious larry lohan, yes, I know, I suck the great cock of truth and say what I wish when I wish, I apologize for what I've done but I will not stop I say, until all the "news" has been spread, well that and frankly you people are pathetic, feeding into my games, lying, gossiping about your friends what have you become?Animals, sons of bitches, but oh well, PP/LL/I love you no matter what.
I've noticed lately that people are becoming more responsive to the actions of others... regardless of how insignificant. Sweethearts, there's no need to become obliged to guilt others.There's no need for post after post of your intimate bitch-rants!Please, for the sake of all of our sanity, tone down your over-active God complex. Not everyone has to love or worship you.
YES THEY DO! :-)
the epidemic spreads
http://fredflanders.blogspot.com/
as more and more copy cats arise, I hope all of you devoted fans remember the man who started it all.
Mr. Marcus Max has even made an e-mail account for you to send him "DIRT" (a word I pretty much copyrighted) and Mr. Flanders likes to use the nicknames I have created as well.
whatever.
if they think they can honostly do a better job at this then me, then by all means, let them try.
I squashed miss scoggins/princess penelope.
how hard can two more be?
- Uncle Larry
as more and more copy cats arise, I hope all of you devoted fans remember the man who started it all.
Mr. Marcus Max has even made an e-mail account for you to send him "DIRT" (a word I pretty much copyrighted) and Mr. Flanders likes to use the nicknames I have created as well.
whatever.
if they think they can honostly do a better job at this then me, then by all means, let them try.
I squashed miss scoggins/princess penelope.
how hard can two more be?
- Uncle Larry
Copy Cat
So Larry Lohan has inspired the public.
You can try to be MWAH, but you will fail.
Crash and burn.
Like a plane into the hudson river.
But I can't say there will be any survivors this time around.
"Hello, Marcus Max here!Taking you even deeper into the lives of Moorpark's Elite!(lol)"
Check this crap out. I give him 2 weeks.
And the Larry Lohan Fan Club Gains Another Member
"I found this really funny gossip blog about the people in Moorpark. Its hysterical! Whoever it is getting DEATH threats! People take things wayy too seriously and they need to take a chill pill, whoever it is is just having some fun, and every time someone makes a death threat , its just going to egg them on. I however, am going to keep reading it because I think its funny. Everyone should check it out!"
more on this cross-dresser. . . . .
"yo i think i got some stuff about a cross dresser in moorpark...or at least i think he's a homosexual who hasnt come out yet"
from an e-mail
now send me an e-mail more:
larry_lohan@yahoo.com
And the Emails keep pouring in...
Got any more info for me?
larry_lohan@yahoo.com
How honored your good old Uncle Larry is to discover he's made someone's "Twenty Five Things"....
"16. I'm extremely amused by Larry Lohan, he has become my new favorite thing. I am constantly checking it for new posts, and I've even bookmarked it! Haha."
"16. I'm extremely amused by Larry Lohan, he has become my new favorite thing. I am constantly checking it for new posts, and I've even bookmarked it! Haha."
Why thank you my little Songstress. We adore you as well.
For all the haters out there...
"OBSESSED.
i def made an account just so i can tell you that."
i def made an account just so i can tell you that."
Salsa Cookies has joined the blogging world and she LIKES your good old Uncle Larry.
And to think, we've been getting death threats!!!
SEND ME GOSSIP MY LOVELIES.
larry_lohan@yahoo.com
and it better be true. I've got my sources I like to run my information by before I post it, so if you send me crap, I'll know.
XOXO
"And my friends, like many others, are in a tizzy over this 'Larry Lohan' character. Deemed the Gossip Girl of moorpark?"
Hell yeah, sister. You've got that right.
Princess Penelope on the loose.
So Miss Scoggins (who totally does not read this blog, and is totally not princess penelope) had these wonderful things to say (its a lot for one person who does not care about me to write):
"Wow, it's bad enough you're an internet nuisance. Do not call my phone. I will crush you."
"And in honor of my hundredth post, I've decided to not give a skanky rat's ass about you anymore...MR. LARRY LOHAN."
and of course:
"Stephanie Scoggins... Is so not this Princess Penelope person.You totally wish."
"Wow, it's bad enough you're an internet nuisance. Do not call my phone. I will crush you."
"And in honor of my hundredth post, I've decided to not give a skanky rat's ass about you anymore...MR. LARRY LOHAN."
and of course:
"Stephanie Scoggins... Is so not this Princess Penelope person.You totally wish."
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