Worst Craigslist titles

they say you can tell the intelligence of a town based on what they post on craigstlist.

if that is true, then poor poor kraproom is DOOMED.

1.) Hard Rock Drummer looking for bad
I want to join or put together a Hard Rock band. iv been playing the drums for a few years now.im 19 so im looking for ppl from 17 to 20 or so, doesnt really matter on the age.i take music seriously. i DONT PLAY DOUBLE BASS!!! i dont really care for it in music,its a nice effect and thats it,so dont expect me to be doing 16th notes with my feet like in a stupid death metal band i hate death metal and any branch of metal thats like it. my influences are AC/DC,Black Sabbath,Grim Reaper,Iron Maiden,Judas Priest,The Who,ect.... i have a practice space with enough room for a band,also i have a P.A,mics,and some amps all i want is to play rock n' roll and have some fun [=
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2.) lost black i pod in pink case
i lost my i pod while walking around high street in Moorpark, please let me know if anyone finds it. Thank you, jenny
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- Jenny. If someone found your ipod they either:
A. pawned it
B. used it
C. used it and then pawned it

Who would f**king go on craigslist and see if someone was missing their ipod??????

Did you know?

Moorpark College has a Wikipedia page?

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Notable Alumni (according to the site)
Jamal Anderson (Former NFL Running Back)
April Bowlby (of the CBS television show Two and a Half Men)
Brandon Boyd (Incubus)
Gabe Kapler (major league baseball player)
Jose Pasillas (Incubus)
Erica Arana (model, television host, speaker, and former NFL Cheerleader)
Nolan Farkas
Teshia Freeman
Marie Michel
Michael Ballerini
Matt Gillooly (founder of The Renegade Conformist)
Adam Blazej
Tim Wiseman

Remember Me?

1. Who are you?: SB COUNTY
2.Are we friends?: Eh, not really. Aquaintances. Sorta.
3. When and how did we meet?: Math class. 9th.
4. Do you have a crush on me?: I did, yes.
5. Would you kiss me?: I don't know a girl who wouldn't
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: Nicknames are a messy business
7. Describe me in one word: Interesting.
8. What was your first impression?: Cute guy.
9. Do you still think that way about me now?: Duhh.
10. What reminds you of me?: Russia.
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?: What would you like?
12. How well do you know me?: Not very.
13. When's the last time you saw me?: School, actually.
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: Can't say that I have.
15.Are you gonna put this in your profile to see what I say?: Nope, sorry.
Posted by ????? on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 8:33 PM
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Gossipppppp

Apparently, ................... and .................. hooked up recently.

Both people I've mentioned on my blog before.

But never in this context

Both are in a relationship (with other people)...

I can't say nicknames. Because they are too famous at this point.

Think you can figure it out? Anyone out there have a guilty conscience?

feed me your dirt.

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

For those of you who watched The Real Housewives

of Orange County.

Gretchen reminds me of some of the people here in Kraproom.

Not so perfect. Skeletons in the closet.

A lot of dirt to dig up.

Looks like she was cheating on Jeff all along *note the ring on the finger.

last one for the night

I have shaken and stirred things up enough tonight.

I am going to let people rest their poor worried minds.

And pick up where I left off later.

Let's change the subject for a little shall we?

thank you for your approval btw. it's pretty cool of you: "I would laugh at all this sooo hard. People freaking out over such stupid things. I approve Larry. keep it up."

the epidemic spreads

funny how such small clues can mean so much to some people!
the majority of you out there are completely clueless as to what is going on.
and what I am talking about.
and on the opposite side of the spectrum I am making complete and total sense.
there are people who understand every word I write regarding this scandal.

Observe:
"If you have pictures of people and you post them, that is revealing their identity. That is against your own rules. Don't do it Larry. That could really hurt a person and there reputation. Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt. Be a nice guy"

I am a nice guy. And this is some of the biggest news to hit L.L. EVER.
larry_lohan@yahoo.com

Just as suspected

The Worry Begins:

"Don't do it.

You will ruin people"

The room looks so small. How did you all fit in there?

What do these people all have in common??

They were ALL making up names at such an early age.

Kendall F. "One Hump JR."
Jessie M. "Creamy"
Sarah T. "Mark"
Dylan B. "Fuzzy Wuzzy"
Megan P. "J.R."
Eddie M. "Eddie"
Chris M. "Puff"
Katie T. "Fluffy"
Casey B. "Ice Cream"
Scott S. "Big Boy"
Michelle E. "Long Legs"
Lindsay D. "Hump-a-lump"


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Dirt me: larry_lohan@yahoo.com

Bitching Bella and Big Beyonce

Notice how she never says, "I am so grateful to have this job. This opportunity. Such supporting fans".

NO

Its. . ."I am coping"

GAH!

Kristen Stewart on wanting to be a pilot:

"I really want to be a pilot. But I don't want to have to fly planes. I hate planes. And I hate air. I actually really hate moving fast. Overrated. Yeah. Flying is just a rich way to travel. I am more about the intellectual movement of walking. Its more natural. Saves the environment. Less pollution. And I hate people. I wouldn't want passengers. I don't ever fly in front of people. It's just for me. No one else. So I wouldn't want a co-pilot. And I don't like airplane food, so I wouldn't want that either. Its unnatural. I prefer a more organic approach to food. Something sustainable. I don't know. I just really want to be a pilot"

AND

Did any of you notice funky stuff with Beyonce at the OSCARS?? Was she lip-singing? What was the deal?

Regardless of WHAT was going on with her funky voice, she did have a minor wardrobe malfunction.

CLICK ME <--- only if you can handle a little boobage. ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM.

Opinions??? larry_lohan@yahoo.com

One of the most flattering yet.

"Haha, this is all quite incredible, the stir you've created. Kudos, sir or madam, and keep up the good work. This is the kind of shit that Master's theses are made of"

So why wasn't BELLA at the OSCARS??

At Sunday night's 81st Annual Academy Awards, "Twilight's" vampire teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson was a presenter alongside "Mamma Mia" star Amanda Seyfried .
It left many wondering: where was his "Twilight" co-star, Kristen Stewart ?

Access' Billy Bush got the answer on the red carpet, when he asked Kristen's father, John Stewart, why she wasn't presenting with Robert Pattinson .

John responded that Kristen would present at the Oscars, "When it's a great movie, not just one that makes a lot of money."

This girl gets more retarded by the minute.

Comments? Hate Bella?

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

He has inspired me.

He did a fantastic job hosting the OSCARS.

And it made me think of something long forgotten. So I did some digging late last night.

Now that I have your attention: the countdown has begun until the great reveal.

A Gift to Mr. Shakespeare

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Don't drink and drive kids

A DUI incident took place on Feb. 4 on First Street.

Know who it was???
larry_lohan@yahoo.com

An Update from BUGSY

Breanna here with another update on my overall health and wellbeing in my ongoing battle with brain cancer. Recently my parents and I met with my neurooncologist who was just overjoyed to see how well I am doing. I continue gaining weight and strength by eating well and continuing my morning workouts with my dad.

I am feeling great and still wake up every morning with the right attitude of me telling myself that I am going to defeat this disease and hopefully one day be cancer free, driving and living the life of a normal 18-year-old girl.

I am looking forward to the next Relay for Life which will be held at Moorpark High School, April 25 and 26.

As each day goes by, medicine is getting closer to finding a cure. I get to celebrate with all the awesome survivors, and remembering the many loved ones who sadly lost the battle, yet still remain close to our hearts and are heroes to this very day. We must keep them in our hearts forever, because without them we would not have learned and gained advancement in defeating this disease.

This is GLORIOUS news. You truly are an inspiration to everyone.

This is news I am honored to post. All of us at L.L. applaud your spirit and attitude.

We pray for your recovery.

As does everyone else.

Comments?

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

Bipolar Larry

Today a lot of you saw my lighter side.

After talking to some of you.

And setting some ground rules.

It is time to let my darker side go outside to play for a little.

Lets hope people have a better attitude for round 2.

Its going to be one hell of ride.

- Uncle Larry

brace yourselves

I stumbled upon a MASSIVE kraproom secret tonight.
Something shared between a small group of people.
Something from 2006.
Something that was talked about for a long time.
Something I am going to unleash very soon.
one word: photobucket.