Saturday, March 7, 2009
Thank you for thinking so.
"The reason I now respect you is because you don't act like you're God, and you aren't out to ruin people."
What's the latest and greatest???
SHARE IT WITH ME!
I'd love to know the hottest WORD VOMIT on the street.
Make your Uncle Larry Proud:
larry_lohan@yahoo.com
Stupid Craigslist
I love this. Here are some of the dumbest craigslist entries from Moorpark
LINK
** Who in their right mind would want to buy this? Let alone spend 200 bucks on it!!!??
3.) Ipod 80GB - $200 (Moorpark)
LINK
** Why would you spend 200 bucks on a used Ipod when you can get one BRAND NEW (the same exact color and everything) for $170??? LINK
4.) WANTED TO BUY: Rat Cage (Simi Valley/Moorpark)
LINK
** No commentary. Just plain weird.
5.) Calling Progressive Psychedelic Groove Thrash HEAVY METAL Musicians (Ventura County (Moorpark))
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** OMG. That's a lot of things for a musician to have to be: (1) Psychedelic (2) Groovy (3) Thrash (4) Heavy Metal (5) A Musician. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE!
6.) Wanted: Biology Major who can Test well (Simi valley/ moorpark)
LINK
** Ok, this one was just plain odd. A REQUEST FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THEIR TESTS ON CRAIGSLIST!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!! Read the request:
Ok so im not a dishonest person who cheats but I've had two test online already and have done horribly. I have panic attacks and cant be timed!
I need someone who has taken biology 101 and can take my tests online for me and pass with at least a C. I understand the material and Im doing well in the class but my tests are timed and I freak out when I have little time and cant get my head straight.
I have three tests left and need the first one taken this friday or saturday. I will pay $50 per test and you can study my book etc... I want to find someone asap.
7.)Vocalist looking for a band
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** Isn't it usually the other way around? Band seeks vocalist????
AND MY FAVORITE OF THE BUNCH:
8.) SITTER NEEDED WHILE I RIDE! (MOORPARK/SOMIS)
LINK
** This one takes my mind to all sorts of places. Dirty places. I LOVE IT.
(some of these people are so retarded)
1.) Store Your Toys Indoors (Moorpark)
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** Where else would you store your toys??
2.) Alligator Costume (Moorpark) - $200
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** Where else would you store your toys??
2.) Alligator Costume (Moorpark) - $200
LINK
** Who in their right mind would want to buy this? Let alone spend 200 bucks on it!!!??
3.) Ipod 80GB - $200 (Moorpark)
LINK
** Why would you spend 200 bucks on a used Ipod when you can get one BRAND NEW (the same exact color and everything) for $170??? LINK
4.) WANTED TO BUY: Rat Cage (Simi Valley/Moorpark)
LINK
** No commentary. Just plain weird.
5.) Calling Progressive Psychedelic Groove Thrash HEAVY METAL Musicians (Ventura County (Moorpark))
LINK
** OMG. That's a lot of things for a musician to have to be: (1) Psychedelic (2) Groovy (3) Thrash (4) Heavy Metal (5) A Musician. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE!
6.) Wanted: Biology Major who can Test well (Simi valley/ moorpark)
LINK
** Ok, this one was just plain odd. A REQUEST FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THEIR TESTS ON CRAIGSLIST!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!! Read the request:
Ok so im not a dishonest person who cheats but I've had two test online already and have done horribly. I have panic attacks and cant be timed!
I need someone who has taken biology 101 and can take my tests online for me and pass with at least a C. I understand the material and Im doing well in the class but my tests are timed and I freak out when I have little time and cant get my head straight.
I have three tests left and need the first one taken this friday or saturday. I will pay $50 per test and you can study my book etc... I want to find someone asap.
7.)Vocalist looking for a band
LINK
** Isn't it usually the other way around? Band seeks vocalist????
AND MY FAVORITE OF THE BUNCH:
8.) SITTER NEEDED WHILE I RIDE! (MOORPARK/SOMIS)
LINK
** This one takes my mind to all sorts of places. Dirty places. I LOVE IT.
Everyone is getting stabbed in the KRAPROOM
STAB ONE:
"A man was found stabbed in Moorpark early Thursday evening and was taken to an area hospital, where he was expected to make a full recovery, authorities with the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department said.
Deputies said they found the man, whom they did not identify, near the intersection of Second Street and Moorpark Avenue just after 6 p.m."
STAB TWO:
"A 47-year-old Moorpark man remained at Los Robles Hospital & Medical Center in Thousand Oaks on Friday, a day after he was stabbed multiple times.
Jose Avalos was stabbed about 6 p.m. Thursday outside a laundromaton Moorpark Avenue near Second Street in Moorpark, following an earlier dispute with Martin Ponciano, 24, Ventura County Sheriff’s deputies said."
Crime DOES NOT pay!!!
Crime rate in Moorpark has increased!
"increase in residential burglaries were mostly due to two burglary crews committing daytime break-ins. One crew was a group of local teenagers, who were subsequently arrested. The second crew, who were also arrested, was an organized group from Glendale, responsible for break-ins all over Los Angeles and Ventura counties"
I am pretty sure we all know.
"Hey just wanted to say that I think I know who this Anna kid is and if I'm right then I just want to say that we all need to be a little bit careful, it's someone who is capable of doing some pretty bad things, I just want to warn you to be safe buddy."
Let's play nice children.
I know as well. It wasn't hard to figure out the clues.
But since it is my "golden rule" to keep names anonymous, I will not be ratting Anna out as well.
If you know Anna's identity, you should confront the person yourself. Personally.
And considering the seriousness of the situation, I know that might be hard, but you could call or e-mail.
I am trying to offer the best suggestions that I can. Or you know what they say. . .if you ignore the person they just fade away. . . giving he/she attention only adds fuel to the fire.
I WANT YOUR GOSSIP PEOPLE! I WANT TO KNOW THE DIRTIEST OF THE DIRT!!!
- larry_lohan@yahoo.com
L.L. likes you too
"I'm alright with this Larry Lohan character because he hasn't done this, and as far as I can tell, doesn't plan on it."
I <3 U <- texted like a 13 year old girl!
"Honestly. I have no idea why everyone is making such a huge deal. the gossip is harmless, and its all stuff you would have found out anyways, larry lohan is just the first person to actaully share the gossip, and since we are clueless to who he is it makes everyone mad. if your best friend was the genius behind larry, im sure it wouldnt bother you. its honestly not a big deal, and to people telling there parents, thats just lame, he isnt a threat, larry is just an anoymous blogger with balls. at least hes doing something, i wish I was larry lohan, hes a smartie.
watch out kids, larrys coming for you!"
A response
WHY do we care about gossip so much? WHY do any of you send in things to Larry Lohan? Everyone complains about him, but he exists because you send him shit. Good Point.
WHY do we feel we all need to create a brand new blog to clear up all the gossip about other people? Shouldn't we let them defend themselves? We're all grown-ups, now. Aren't we all capable? I don't know. I have an e-mail address. People can clear things up via e-mail.
WHY do we all have this almighty God complex? Why do we feel like we're the only people who can set things straight again, who can put others in their place? Why do we assume that we know what's straight and in what place people should be put? I don't think I am god. This new chick on the block might think she is. I think this is something to do when I am twiddling my thumbs, and people take it way too seriously.
WHY do we enjoy trashing other people? Why do we enjoy watching people being ruined online? Why must we decide that a few people DESERVE to be ruined? No one deserves to be ruined. I do not think I have ruined anyone. And if I have. I apologize. The only person I still feel bad about is snapping at Mr. P/Hawaii and my former enemies. But the past is the past.
WHY do we feel we all need to create a brand new blog to clear up all the gossip about other people? Shouldn't we let them defend themselves? We're all grown-ups, now. Aren't we all capable? I don't know. I have an e-mail address. People can clear things up via e-mail.
WHY do we all have this almighty God complex? Why do we feel like we're the only people who can set things straight again, who can put others in their place? Why do we assume that we know what's straight and in what place people should be put? I don't think I am god. This new chick on the block might think she is. I think this is something to do when I am twiddling my thumbs, and people take it way too seriously.
WHY do we enjoy trashing other people? Why do we enjoy watching people being ruined online? Why must we decide that a few people DESERVE to be ruined? No one deserves to be ruined. I do not think I have ruined anyone. And if I have. I apologize. The only person I still feel bad about is snapping at Mr. P/Hawaii and my former enemies. But the past is the past.
Have more questions??
I am always open to filling out fun little question and answer things.
I love doing it in cosmopolitan.
My hamster and I love those trashy girl magazines.
We also love trash.
larry_lohan@yahoo.com
People are going to hate me for saying this
But the blind guy on American Idol totally freaks me out.
He needs to take a lesson from Stevie Wonder and wear sunglasses.
I never know where he is staring. And it just leaves me feeling scared and uneasy.
Sorry if this hurts anyone's feelings. I love blind people. I just don't LOVE being stared at by blind people.
He is a very talented individual though and I hope he goes far. Just with sunglasses.
LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!
ok. slumberland now.
JUICY GOSSIP
Just in: received an e-mail from an insider
"an infamous senior is taking after his older brother. RUMOR has it they both swing both ways"
My viewership continues to spread:
"To the creepers of all types:Dear Sir LL, you've got all the Moorpark parents up in a tizzy, now. My mom knows about you, and she's not happy. Also, there are rumors going around that you're a teacher."
I am too tired to go into detail on this.
But in the grand scheme of things. . . if my life was a tv show (and on the CW) it would be the perfect plot twist if I was a teacher.
God. . . it would be good. I myself have yet to even think of that angle.
All I want to say is this and then I am off to slumberland:
1.) I am not a teacher
2.) Parents fear not. This a blog and nothing to be scared about. If you are worried about your children's reputations being ruined, well then maybe you should have a conversation with your child about his/her behavior. I do not post names, I do not make threats, I do not give away information that could potentially ruin someone. I have made this very clear. My goal is not to destr0y, only to add a little spice to the already spiked egg nog.
3.) There is a select few of you who have not only made the effort to e-mail me, but to get to know me. I appreciate your open mind. I learn more and more about you all each day. And I feel very fortunate to have gotten to know you.
That's all for right now. I'll try to go more in depth with the DRAMZ later.
SEND ME YOUR GOSSIP FOOLS: larry_lohan@yahoo.com
I am too tired to go into detail on this.
But in the grand scheme of things. . . if my life was a tv show (and on the CW) it would be the perfect plot twist if I was a teacher.
God. . . it would be good. I myself have yet to even think of that angle.
All I want to say is this and then I am off to slumberland:
1.) I am not a teacher
2.) Parents fear not. This a blog and nothing to be scared about. If you are worried about your children's reputations being ruined, well then maybe you should have a conversation with your child about his/her behavior. I do not post names, I do not make threats, I do not give away information that could potentially ruin someone. I have made this very clear. My goal is not to destr0y, only to add a little spice to the already spiked egg nog.
3.) There is a select few of you who have not only made the effort to e-mail me, but to get to know me. I appreciate your open mind. I learn more and more about you all each day. And I feel very fortunate to have gotten to know you.
That's all for right now. I'll try to go more in depth with the DRAMZ later.
SEND ME YOUR GOSSIP FOOLS: larry_lohan@yahoo.com
the orgins of Anna Ire
"Oh, and I would say that I was more incited, perhaps even provoked, by you, rather than inspired"
what did I do?????
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