Stupid Craigslist

I love this. Here are some of the dumbest craigslist entries from Moorpark

(some of these people are so retarded)

1.) Store Your Toys Indoors (Moorpark)
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** Where else would you store your toys??

2.) Alligator Costume (Moorpark) - $200

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** Who in their right mind would want to buy this? Let alone spend 200 bucks on it!!!??

3.) Ipod 80GB - $200 (Moorpark)
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** Why would you spend 200 bucks on a used Ipod when you can get one BRAND NEW (the same exact color and everything) for $170??? LINK

4.) WANTED TO BUY: Rat Cage (Simi Valley/Moorpark)
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** No commentary. Just plain weird.

5.) Calling Progressive Psychedelic Groove Thrash HEAVY METAL Musicians (Ventura County (Moorpark))
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** OMG. That's a lot of things for a musician to have to be: (1) Psychedelic (2) Groovy (3) Thrash (4) Heavy Metal (5) A Musician. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE!

6.) Wanted: Biology Major who can Test well (Simi valley/ moorpark)
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** Ok, this one was just plain odd. A REQUEST FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THEIR TESTS ON CRAIGSLIST!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!! Read the request:

Ok so im not a dishonest person who cheats but I've had two test online already and have done horribly. I have panic attacks and cant be timed!
I need someone who has taken biology 101 and can take my tests online for me and pass with at least a C. I understand the material and Im doing well in the class but my tests are timed and I freak out when I have little time and cant get my head straight.

I have three tests left and need the first one taken this friday or saturday. I will pay $50 per test and you can study my book etc... I want to find someone asap.

7.)Vocalist looking for a band
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** Isn't it usually the other way around? Band seeks vocalist????

AND MY FAVORITE OF THE BUNCH:
8.) SITTER NEEDED WHILE I RIDE! (MOORPARK/SOMIS)
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** This one takes my mind to all sorts of places. Dirty places. I LOVE IT.