Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY LESBOS! And you straight kids out there too. Hope your day is filled with cavities and swapping spit. Or if you're anything like me, you just have to make yourself a full five course meal and watch a movie with your mother. She loves me more than my hamster ever will. 

Hope you kiss like all of these classy folks! Send me all your love so I don't go kill myself out of depression from having no one love me enough to buy me a card and a box of conversation hearts.