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some home videos for ya. me and my ex.

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We're gaining interest, my darlings. 

Someone has stepped up to the plate to donate to us their wealth of THE DRAMZ. 

She's a cutie pa-tootie. We're going to keep our eye on her, she may go far. 

Life is like a game of cards. Gotta get that Ace. 

Oh well, you kids keep playing this guessing game. I have to go pet my hamster and watch Main in Manhattan. 

Peace SUCKAS. 

the compliments keep pouring in

"Larry Lohan"?

Seriously, you people need to grow up, because there's really no way you can turn Moorpark into like, Gossip Girl.

First of all, who is "Elite?"
Moorpark's Elite?

That's retarded.
And by the way dude, you're disgusting.
Like, why would you follow me and force me to look at your gross posts, given that you actually do what you say...
You probably have no life and you're too disgusting for a girlfriend. Or boyfriend, for that matter.
Come on, man.

It looks as if this guy

http://kraproomwordvomit.blogspot.com/

is following all of us. Or most of us anyways. 

Despite being kind of annoying, since I have no idea who it is, it's kind of funny. Like, Moorpark's version of GG. Kudus to you, whoever you are, Larry Lohan.

SOMEONE IS TRYING

to make a gossip blog of Moorpark. This isn't Gossip Girl, Manhattan, or entertaining. Sorry, but you fail.

when the world loves you, they talk about you

"this guy is excuse my language, but fucking annoying. his pointless comments on my page. i guess he's getting what he wants by all of us being annoyed as fuck by this loser"

gossip gossip gossip.

dang girl.

you know you love me.

ring ring

larry lohan's address book is being put to use.

poetry

larry lohan and greta garbo reporting together as one

this is a first

we love sex. and chocolate. together as one.

"sleep under the stars tonight" dove.

"a gentle touch speaks volume" love.

I am touching myself and it feels orgasmic.

a poem by rosa parks

edited by martin luther king, jr. 

we're not rascist. we sit on the back of the bus with everyone else. bitch.

Batman

I AM THE DARK KNIGHT.

A prominent member in the community and someone the majority of you all like. 

Who am I? I'm Iron Man. And Batman. And Superman. And Spiderman (only on my good days...)

I'm the superhero of our generation and the savior of our souls. I am Hercules and Hades. Adam and Eve. Salt and Pepper. I am Big Bird and the genius behind Blue's Clues. 

Aren't you curious? In the least bit?

And yes, I hear your cries of "get over yourself, we've had gossip girls in the past, five years ago, blah, blah, blah, bore me with your ignorance..." I'm the new kid on the block and the girl next door. You haven't seen the likes of me around these parts yet. 

I'm not dangerous, I'm just observant. The pen is more powerful than the sword. I won't kill anyone, just serve justice to those who deserve it. 

Call me, Beep me, If you wanna reach me. 

;)

Love you cuties. You're all extraordinary in my book. Even you, my little cry baby. 

I kissed myself, and I liked it.

there is a girl who lives two doors down from me.

I wish I could make her look more like this.

It would make my life a lot easier.

I can't stand looking at her ugly

sick

gross

face

every

day.


I guess I could just stop staring.

But turning her into this

would be so much
more
fun.
wouldn't
you
agree?

:-)

Mr. Shakespeare

Lady Juliet has something for you.

Step up to the plate or who knows, she might just take a drink and fall asleep.

Don't want to be Mr. Heartbreaker now do we?

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

LOVE - your uncle Larry