I kissed myself, and I liked it.

there is a girl who lives two doors down from me.

I wish I could make her look more like this.

It would make my life a lot easier.

I can't stand looking at her ugly

sick

gross

face

every

day.


I guess I could just stop staring.

But turning her into this

would be so much
more
fun.
wouldn't
you
agree?

:-)