is this even relevant?

another carrier pigeon stopped by my window tonight to drop off this little tid bit.

it sounds a bit repetitive, but maybe some of you little weasels out there knows its deeper meaning:

"a" is going to rehab because shes a cocaine addict and addicted to sex.

I So SEXY! Aye Aye Aye!

I got my hair done. 

And my blog done. 

What do you think, my homies?

Don't you just wanna SEND ME SOME GOSSIP!?

I think you do. 

I got my heels on and they look like sneakers. They're hot pink with some fine, ass lace.

Be jealous.

Ya'll Can Stop Guessing

I admit it. This is me. I know you all were pretty positive about it, but that's the truth. 

I know you're all into me. And you want to lure me into your love room aka your bed, but it's not going to happen. 

Cause my hamster and my guinea pig are the only two loves in my life. Them and Greta Garbo. And Sales at Kohl's. 

Send me gossip. The less I have, the more my blood drains out of my body and the more likely i am of dying. 

And then where would you all be without your good old Uncle Larry there to watch over you?

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

I take anything. even sibling rivalries. even naked pictures. 

even silly little stories of angry little girls ripping tv's off the wall for a good revenge. 

send it bitches.

I still hate you C.B.

this is the lamest apology. so unconvincing.

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds.”

Extreme Blog Makeoever

This man is going to help me get my things on track.

It is time for a change.

bring on the new look baby.

this thong is really uncomfortable.

-L.L.

Dear Gawd. Kraproom is NASTY!

Man Charged With Keeping Girl As Sex Slave

Shawn Barth is accused of keeping a 13-year-old girl captive in this motorhome as a sex slave.
CBS

A man has been charged with holding a 13-year-old girl as a sex slave for months in a remote motorhome in Moorpark.

Shawn Barth was arraigned on rape charges Wednesday in Ventura County Superior Court.

Sheriff's Detective Eric Buschow says the 46-year-old kept the girl as a sex slave for several months, sexually assaulting her daily.

The girl was taken into protective custody last week and her name has not been released. Buschow says she was the daughter of a woman Barth had dated.

Buschow says the girl was allowed to go to school but Barth kept her isolated and she was too afraid to report the abuse.

Barth was arrested after the school discovered a possible restraining order against him.

Barth is being held on $1 million bail. His next court date is Oct. 2.

source. click here

WTF People! This shit is wack

- larry LOHAN

sorry for reporting this a bit late

Moorpark High School Teacher Arrested for Sex Crime
By Gazette Staff Writer — Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Ventura County Sheriff's Department
Location: Moorpark High School Tierra Rejada Road, Moorpark, Ca.

A 38-year-old mathematics teacher at Moorpark High School was arrested Monday, after he showed a 15-year-old student a nude image of himself.

Investigators arrested Christopher Wright after investigating an allegation by one of his former students that he had shown the victim a nude image of himself, which he had stored on his cellular telephone.

The two were discussing the modeling business, when Wright offered to show the girl images of his friends, who work as models. Instead, he showed the girl a nude image of himself.

Investigators arrested Wright for a single felony count of sending harmful matter with the intent of seducing of a minor. Wright was booked at the East County Jail in Thousand Oaks and was released on bond.

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A Bunch of RETARDS

Kraproom news: Juicy, and not couture.

Here is a little scoop from a little insider.

A carrier pigeon stopped at my window tonight and dropped me this message.

This is what it says, WORD FOR WORD:

"You're right I love to hate you and hate to love you. But I do both "Larry".
So here's the deal--

We've got "O" a bulimic girl who has turned to cocaine because she just isn't skinny enough.

We've got "A" a guy passing around STD's like teachers pass back papers.

That's what I've got for now Larry.
<3"

Does this mean anything to you? Do you have anything to add? Anything to spill?

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

BITCHES, I am the BIGGEST bitch there is. Now WAX my ass crack.

- Larry Lohan

HeLlO LoVerS!

I hope you all had a sexy valentines day.

If your single - I hope you can still fit in those jeans after all the chocolate

If your not- go get a pregnancy test tomorrow. the condom broke.

My night was filled with luxury and treats.

I was at McDonalds for the whole evening watching the little hispanic kids play in the playground while I munched on some deep fried chicken sticks.

oh dear. look at the time.

I must go and raise some havok before it gets to late. 

Love you all,

Larry Lohan M.D.