Worst Craigslist titles

they say you can tell the intelligence of a town based on what they post on craigstlist.

if that is true, then poor poor kraproom is DOOMED.

1.) Hard Rock Drummer looking for bad
I want to join or put together a Hard Rock band. iv been playing the drums for a few years now.im 19 so im looking for ppl from 17 to 20 or so, doesnt really matter on the age.i take music seriously. i DONT PLAY DOUBLE BASS!!! i dont really care for it in music,its a nice effect and thats it,so dont expect me to be doing 16th notes with my feet like in a stupid death metal band i hate death metal and any branch of metal thats like it. my influences are AC/DC,Black Sabbath,Grim Reaper,Iron Maiden,Judas Priest,The Who,ect.... i have a practice space with enough room for a band,also i have a P.A,mics,and some amps all i want is to play rock n' roll and have some fun [=
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2.) lost black i pod in pink case
i lost my i pod while walking around high street in Moorpark, please let me know if anyone finds it. Thank you, jenny
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- Jenny. If someone found your ipod they either:
A. pawned it
B. used it
C. used it and then pawned it

Who would f**king go on craigslist and see if someone was missing their ipod??????