I like poop, poop likes Moorpark. Especially since they flood the farmlands with it all year. 

This town constantly smells like SHIT.

But people don't mind ever. Moorparkians love the DRAMZZZZZZZZZ. 

From what this reporter has discovered, Moorpark kids are

 always gossiping. Hence this website. We can no longer leave the gossip unattended to!

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