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Hello there BITCHES.

Larry Lohan here, broadcasting live from my basement.

So today was a rather INTERESTING day. A lot silly behavior in Kraproom, California.

Lies, Heartbreak, Scandal.

It is like an episode from a soap opera, and I just F**King love it.

out of respect for those I am about to praise and trash, I am going to use code and not actual names. but for those of you who keep up with the word vomit of this fabulous town, then you will know what I am blabbing out.

So today is Mr. Jay got very angry. And he had every right. Apparently Mr. Jay got violated by Mr. ?. Mr. Jay almost got black mailed by Mr. Ray who wanted to spill the beans about Mr. ?

What did Mr. Jay do about Mr. Ray? HE GOT PISSED AS ALL HELL!!!!!!!! <- Mr. Jay likes those.

And Mr. Jay had every right. Because. . . . . . . .

Mr Ray:

• Is a lying little psycho.
• A hollywood star of fame huh?
• Christian Bale is your bff?

It is all crazy news. CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!

Mr. Ray got what he deserved, he had it coming.

NEW TOPIC!

Chris Brown. What a prick. What big fat prick!! I cannot believe he could seriously beat up Rihanna.

Like honestly? Who beats the SHIT OUT OF RIAHANNA?

read this:

A source told E!: "Rihanna didn't want anyone to touch her, she was in so much pain."

Police confirmed to TMZ.com that her injuries are "horrific". According to a report on the website, police photos show serious bruises and swelling on both sides of the singer's face. Her lip was split and her nose was bloody, said the website.

"We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers," the website added, saying
that Rihanna claims Brown struck her with his fists.

That is some crazy stuff right there.

Get well Ri Ri. I will be praying for you when I am wearing my underwear and playing tic tac toe with myself.

- Larry Lohan

"when I grow up my boyfriend is gonna beat me senseless"