Ya'll Can Stop Guessing

I admit it. This is me. I know you all were pretty positive about it, but that's the truth. 

I know you're all into me. And you want to lure me into your love room aka your bed, but it's not going to happen. 

Cause my hamster and my guinea pig are the only two loves in my life. Them and Greta Garbo. And Sales at Kohl's. 

Send me gossip. The less I have, the more my blood drains out of my body and the more likely i am of dying. 

And then where would you all be without your good old Uncle Larry there to watch over you?

larry_lohan@yahoo.com

I take anything. even sibling rivalries. even naked pictures. 

even silly little stories of angry little girls ripping tv's off the wall for a good revenge. 

send it bitches.