pooh

I am tired. and crabby.
My hamster just pissed on my lap.
Omg. Why does hamster poop look like M&Ms?
I wanna eat one. But idk. Is it sanitary?
Let's find out.

oh.

and GOVERNOR'S CALL BOY. Go get your uncle some food! I need to be fed.
I can't take care of myself if I am taking care of my hamster.

and God.

I am working on this post for the De Janerio scandal.
Its gonna be a piece of art.
If I get it done in time.
:(