We have a new member to the blogging world, Shakespeare.
Through a tad bit of investigating, AKA reading his new blog, we can determine that Mr. Shakespeare is coming home tomorrow. Back to the land of chances and opportunities, AKA freaking Kraproom, USA.
Hopefully people are starting to discover my existence.
While gossip searching and lurking all your magnificent blogs, I came across someone else who is new to town.
WWW.PRINCESSPENELOPEPOTTER.BLOGSPOT.COM
Looks as though "SHE" added all of you folks too, that skank. A LITTLE COMPETITION NEVER HURT ANYONE, I ALWAYS SAY.
I'm off. My hamster peed all over my head this morning, when I was wearing him as a hat. Gotta go wash off all that extra PISS that I missed this morning. God, I'm so disgusting.
Speaking of disgusting,
YOUR FACE.
...do I know you???
ReplyDeletePlay nice dear, your identity is on the tip of my tongue.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't want it to slip off, would we?
well last time I checked your tongue is pierced.
ReplyDeletewhich means there is holes in your tongue.
so my identity is just slipping through that big hole of yours.
I am not worried.
love, Your Uncle LaLo