I have received some rather disturbing e-mails.
Today has been a really ridiculous day.
The amount of gossip I receive is crazy, and I try to fact check things before I post.
And I also balance a certain amount of confidentiality with my sources (I don't reveal e-mails, etc)
But because I have received so many shocking threats, allegations, and cruel messages, I might just post it ALL: e-mails of the senders and everything.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I am going to start with Mr. Marcus Max. (because he is the least intimidating of the bunch)
Here is the e-mail he sent me today:
e-mail: marcusmax09@gmail.com
message: you might like some assistance. how about we work together to ruin princess penelope and all the other posers out there.i'm a huge fan of your's and would love to do what you do.I admire you.
My response:
e-mail: larry_lohan@yahoo.com
message: Dearest marcus,
I thank you for the fan mail.
but I do not work in groups.
feel free to read the blog.
- larry
And shortly after he posted this on his blog:
Well then, a**hole....
you could have been a bit nicer. Larry lohan, you will regret this.
The whole thing is really rather sad/amusing and I felt it was even slightly entertaining.
I am pretty sure that Mr. Flanders, Marcus Max, and Princess Penelope are all Miss Scoggins and Mr. Ryan S.
Considering he is hosting an event this upcoming Friday evening in my honor, it is rather EVIDENT that I am the main focus of their lives.
Or who knows?. . .it could even be footsie and sideburns. I did tell them they needed to get blogs and stop posting anonymously.
Who ever these copycats may be, I can assure you all this. They run in the same circle of friends. And they are all not too fond of little old me (idk why). :-(
The other e-mails from different senders are much better than this one. Depending on my mood tomorrow I might reveal them. It will make my life a lot more complicated, but I aim to please my fans. IDK. I am going to sleep on it. Good night children.
- Uncle Larry loves you.
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Keep wishing, sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteYou must have a crush on me, considering YOU can't leave me out of your blog! ;D
COME HERE AND GIVE STEPH A HUGE KISS.
You know you want to.
OH-- and by the way, where's this incriminating evidence that points all evidence to either my fiance or myself? I have yet to see this and your silence is assuring your audiences that you have a sad, sick vendetta against me and those who affiliate.
=[ why would you say something like that? I'm hurt. =[ Accusations, accusations or you said assumptions, but I suppose it's the same thing. I love you! And the meeting is on Friday, not Monday, just to clear that up and yes, there will be punch.
ReplyDeletei love punch. kool-aid is my favorite.
ReplyDeletethanks for the correction.
I will fix that.
We like to refer to it as "purple drank"
ReplyDeletePURPLE DRANKKK.
ReplyDeleteOh, still nothing with the evidence?
I bet you're feeling like a fool now.
Psh he's obviously too cool for school to be that kind of fool, pea!
ReplyDeleteYou know what? You're absolutely right, Ry.
ReplyDeleteWay too god damned cool for school to even back up an accusation.
What a bust.
=[ I know. It's a sad day, my hero LL first accuses me and then I'm all like, "well he has to have a good source because that's like how he runs and stuff" but it really just seems like he has nothing =[. Myannnnnnnnnn
ReplyDeletedang. you girls are into me.
ReplyDeletedon't I look cute.
keep talking about me. its sweet.
So much for trying to "fact check".
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder if anything he says is credible...
I was just starting to like LL too...
ReplyDeleteToo bad he had to go and be a lying sack of shit. :[
Well in that case,
ReplyDeleteOK! :D
Hmmmmm what to talk about.
I dunno I'm pretty much at a loss of things to discuss. OH I KNOW! nope lost it... maybe you should tell us something to discuss.
my favorite MTV SHOW:
ReplyDeleteengaged and underage
Haha, never heard of it. Sounds intriguing though. But I mean it has to be something that I kinda know stuff about, otherwise it's just like you talking. Tell me about it. Or think of something else.
ReplyDelete"read the comments. further proof of Mrs. S and Mr. R's obsession with me. When they tie the not (if they do) at least they will have lots of me to talk about."
ReplyDeleteAlright, where to start with this.
First of all, I'm not married YET.
Making me a MISS, please and thank you.
Second of all, we are getting married. Don't be jealous.
"Tie the KNOT" I believe is correct.
Did you even GO to school, let alone pay attention?
Isn't this what you wanted? People to be OBSESSED? Or can you not handle it?
It's obvious that you can't.
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/engaged_and_underage/series.jhtml
ReplyDeleteI think they have a link to try out and stuff.
Oh you're so cute!
ReplyDeleteBut guess what? Were grown ups now.
Grown-ups do grown-up things.
I'm sorry you aren't quite old enough to understand. :[
They've got a show for you too...
ReplyDeleteDateline: How to catch a predator.
= / Well considering we're not "underage" I don't think we'd really qualify. Although, I'm sure it would be an awesome experience. Haha and yeah it's most definitely k-n-o-t. But that's ok I forgive you.
ReplyDeleteWait, back to the evidence...
ReplyDeleteStill a no?
Where'd you go?
ReplyDeleteyou are right. your so old. go get married!
ReplyDelete:-)
yay for grown up stuff!!
before you bitch
ReplyDeleteyour= you're
its my thing
Haha I was definitely going to say something about that, when you put it that way I can accept it.
ReplyDeleteAnd we are gonna get marrriiiieeedddd. =]
But yes grown up things are quite enjoyable.
Your?
ReplyDeleteREALLY?
It's "YOU'RE".
So old doesn't belong to me.
What YOU'RE trying to say is "you are so old."
So when combining the words you + are, the correct result would be YOU'RE.
Oh, and that's quite the comeback.
well look. chatting to you about your 2012 wed lock ceremony has been a lot fun.
ReplyDeleteI hope I get an invite.
and I hope you serve punch. I just love punch.
but I have a date with slumber land.
so pleasant dreams lovers. It has been fun.
feel free to comment. I just won’t be able to respond tonight.
Sweet dreams!
ReplyDeleteStephanie + Larry = BFFL!!
Ily.
Well, our friends are invited... But we'd need to know which friend or friends you just happen to be first. That way we can all have a good time on that awesome day =].
ReplyDeleteI think there will be some sort of sweet beverage, but that's not really up to me.
And goodnight to you as well.
Please dream up some evidence!
ReplyDeleteI would love to hear why you blame the innocent!
contact:
ReplyDeletelarry_lohan@yahoo.com
I am sorry I cannot provide a mailing address.
to make up for it, you can send me an e-vite:
http://www.evite.com/
(I think they are free)
bye. sweet dreams to you too!!!
xoxoxo
ilylarrylohanYOU'REmyfavorite!
ReplyDeleteBut then that kinda ruins the fact that we'd be making invitations to send out =[...
ReplyDeleteYou ladies are all such sad people. What makes it gossip is the lack of any real evidence. Use your brain.
ReplyDelete