Assumptions, Assumptions

First Jason,

Then Sir Emge, 

Then Michael.

Along with the handful of others that I've heard being whispered by the water cooler.

Now, we've got another one (or two) to add to the list. Do they come in a pair? What if I just want one. Is it a "buy one, get one free" deal?:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP GIVE IT UP KELLEN AND LISA!"

Such dirty language from such a pretty lady! And once again, you're all forced to keep guessing my identity children. You're WAY off. 

Kisses, 

Uncle Larry

EDIT:

Mr. Shakespeare has two new names to add to the list of suspects:

1.) Bryson Baducco

2.) Jake Molineux.