I did not recieve it. My account was not working properly for some reason.
Please re-send if you can (if you sent anything at all)
larry_lohan@yahoo.com
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Thank you for thinking so.
"The reason I now respect you is because you don't act like you're God, and you aren't out to ruin people."
What's the latest and greatest???
SHARE IT WITH ME!
I'd love to know the hottest WORD VOMIT on the street.
Make your Uncle Larry Proud:
larry_lohan@yahoo.com
Stupid Craigslist
I love this. Here are some of the dumbest craigslist entries from Moorpark
LINK
** Who in their right mind would want to buy this? Let alone spend 200 bucks on it!!!??
3.) Ipod 80GB - $200 (Moorpark)
LINK
** Why would you spend 200 bucks on a used Ipod when you can get one BRAND NEW (the same exact color and everything) for $170??? LINK
4.) WANTED TO BUY: Rat Cage (Simi Valley/Moorpark)
LINK
** No commentary. Just plain weird.
5.) Calling Progressive Psychedelic Groove Thrash HEAVY METAL Musicians (Ventura County (Moorpark))
LINK
** OMG. That's a lot of things for a musician to have to be: (1) Psychedelic (2) Groovy (3) Thrash (4) Heavy Metal (5) A Musician. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE!
6.) Wanted: Biology Major who can Test well (Simi valley/ moorpark)
LINK
** Ok, this one was just plain odd. A REQUEST FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THEIR TESTS ON CRAIGSLIST!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!! Read the request:
Ok so im not a dishonest person who cheats but I've had two test online already and have done horribly. I have panic attacks and cant be timed!
I need someone who has taken biology 101 and can take my tests online for me and pass with at least a C. I understand the material and Im doing well in the class but my tests are timed and I freak out when I have little time and cant get my head straight.
I have three tests left and need the first one taken this friday or saturday. I will pay $50 per test and you can study my book etc... I want to find someone asap.
7.)Vocalist looking for a band
LINK
** Isn't it usually the other way around? Band seeks vocalist????
AND MY FAVORITE OF THE BUNCH:
8.) SITTER NEEDED WHILE I RIDE! (MOORPARK/SOMIS)
LINK
** This one takes my mind to all sorts of places. Dirty places. I LOVE IT.
(some of these people are so retarded)
1.) Store Your Toys Indoors (Moorpark)
LINK
** Where else would you store your toys??
2.) Alligator Costume (Moorpark) - $200
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** Where else would you store your toys??
2.) Alligator Costume (Moorpark) - $200
LINK
** Who in their right mind would want to buy this? Let alone spend 200 bucks on it!!!??
3.) Ipod 80GB - $200 (Moorpark)
LINK
** Why would you spend 200 bucks on a used Ipod when you can get one BRAND NEW (the same exact color and everything) for $170??? LINK
4.) WANTED TO BUY: Rat Cage (Simi Valley/Moorpark)
LINK
** No commentary. Just plain weird.
5.) Calling Progressive Psychedelic Groove Thrash HEAVY METAL Musicians (Ventura County (Moorpark))
LINK
** OMG. That's a lot of things for a musician to have to be: (1) Psychedelic (2) Groovy (3) Thrash (4) Heavy Metal (5) A Musician. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE!
6.) Wanted: Biology Major who can Test well (Simi valley/ moorpark)
LINK
** Ok, this one was just plain odd. A REQUEST FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THEIR TESTS ON CRAIGSLIST!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!! Read the request:
Ok so im not a dishonest person who cheats but I've had two test online already and have done horribly. I have panic attacks and cant be timed!
I need someone who has taken biology 101 and can take my tests online for me and pass with at least a C. I understand the material and Im doing well in the class but my tests are timed and I freak out when I have little time and cant get my head straight.
I have three tests left and need the first one taken this friday or saturday. I will pay $50 per test and you can study my book etc... I want to find someone asap.
7.)Vocalist looking for a band
LINK
** Isn't it usually the other way around? Band seeks vocalist????
AND MY FAVORITE OF THE BUNCH:
8.) SITTER NEEDED WHILE I RIDE! (MOORPARK/SOMIS)
LINK
** This one takes my mind to all sorts of places. Dirty places. I LOVE IT.
Everyone is getting stabbed in the KRAPROOM
STAB ONE:
"A man was found stabbed in Moorpark early Thursday evening and was taken to an area hospital, where he was expected to make a full recovery, authorities with the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department said.
Deputies said they found the man, whom they did not identify, near the intersection of Second Street and Moorpark Avenue just after 6 p.m."
STAB TWO:
"A 47-year-old Moorpark man remained at Los Robles Hospital & Medical Center in Thousand Oaks on Friday, a day after he was stabbed multiple times.
Jose Avalos was stabbed about 6 p.m. Thursday outside a laundromaton Moorpark Avenue near Second Street in Moorpark, following an earlier dispute with Martin Ponciano, 24, Ventura County Sheriff’s deputies said."
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