Cheer Up Little Lady!

"I was your bestfriend when you were down, when you needed me. But now your getting back up on your own two feet and I realize I am slowly losing importance to you."

Larry Lohan still loves you!

Even More Pinned Up

"so, i'm just going to assume that i know you and you know me because you seem to know all my friends. and i'm in like three of those pictures you put up from "Pin-Ups." but anyway, just wanted to say that your blog is honestly one of the funniest things i've ever seen. yeah. :]"

Cutie Pa-Tootie

Our Cutie Pa-Tootie is writing everywhere that she's on the verge of a breakdown. 

Why so sad, little one?

Email your good old Uncle Larry.

He'll try to cheer you up!