keep playing the game my children

you have such a long way to go.

Sleep tight, my little Soprano.

Nothing bad will come to you with me around. 

MY SKIN IS CRAWLING AND I FEEL AS THOUGH MY EYEBALLS ARE ABOUT TO FREAKING FALL OUT OF MY FREAKING FAT ASS, SKULL. 

We have a new member to the blogging world, Shakespeare. 

Through a tad bit of investigating, AKA reading his new blog, we can determine that Mr. Shakespeare is coming home tomorrow. Back to the land of chances and opportunities, AKA freaking Kraproom, USA.

Hopefully people are starting to discover my existence. 

While gossip searching and lurking all your magnificent blogs, I came across someone else who is new to town. 

WWW.PRINCESSPENELOPEPOTTER.BLOGSPOT.COM

Looks as though "SHE" added all of you folks too, that skank. A LITTLE COMPETITION NEVER HURT ANYONE, I ALWAYS SAY. 

I'm off. My hamster peed all over my head this morning, when I was wearing him as a hat. Gotta go wash off all that extra PISS that I missed this morning. God, I'm so disgusting. 

Speaking of disgusting,

YOUR FACE.

touching my naked body

sometimes I just like to lay in my bathtub

burn some candles

and touch my naked body while thinking about kraproom.

its the life.

I like to tickle myself too.

if I could pick the soundtrack to my life it would be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzxR8OH-fDQ