Damn, Girl. You can write.

"15. You're a creeper who reads peoples blogs for deep, intimate information and then post it again for you own amusement. You're ironic, and hypocritical, and occasionally foul. You're also apparently smart, for your words (when not laced together with childish words and sayings) have true meaning behind them. You also can see apart from what knowledge your eyes give you, for your posts occasionally hit a truth that no one else was looking for. I previously thought that you were childish, bored, and looking for a way to poke fun at people, insult their intelligence, and their mistakes, past, present, or future. Now I look at you with new hope. I hope that maybe you can turn your discovered power to the good. If nothing else, you may just yet prove to us all how hurtful gossip can be, true or false. Or maybe you'll warn us to watch our steps, for someone less kind and understanding (though we have to look hard in you to see it) will come along and display it."

Hi Jen.

How Am I looking??

OMG. I just gave you a shout out! I know you read me. You filthy little monkey.

:)

- LARRY LOHAN LOVES YOU.

and since you clearly love me MISS D.

OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH AND SPILL SOME BEANS.

Because I know you know gossip. Your sister was a pro at it.

So send me what you know: larry_lohan@yahoo.com