I LOVE YOU FABIO!!!

Fabio is getting his own show.\

That’s right, Season Five’s breakout star, the Italian Stallion, Fabio Viviani, is coming to a TV screen near you.

Do you hear that? It’s the faint sound of mouths watering and panties dropping. Fabio confirmed the news to us with a double-cheek kiss and a heavily accented promise that by April, more details will be public, just in time for the Upfronts. No word yet on whether Fabio is returning to Bravo, stepping into Food Network’s spotlight or finding a different network home, but soon the 30-year-old, imminently quotable food stud will be delighting food lovers everywhere .Like Fabio himself said during Restaurant Wars: “I am front of the house. We can serve monkey-ass and empty clam shell and we will win.”He could teach America to sauté air and we’d still set a season pass on our DVR.Viva Fabio!

old news, yet still scandelous

"the goveners call boy was ALSO ____________ call boy at that party...i heard thaey made out!"

Once Again

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Flashback

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Who, What, and Why??: CLICK ME
The first time I have heard of SPOCK (the site): CLICK ME
The Band that never was (look at the members): CLICK ME
The myspace for track: CLICK ME
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Another broken band (look at the members. These band names are so HARDCORE): CLICK ME
This title is horrible and really tacky: CLICK ME
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ZOOMOOZIK: CLICK ME
and then you made music: CLICK ME
Why did you make this??: CLICK ME
YOU TRAVEL: CLICK ME

Oh. This is GOOD. THIS IS REALLY GOOD!!!!

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Well after watching this, I am sure you will:

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So this is what lead to his grand thoughts of Hollywood?
After one student short, he thinks he is the next big thing.
I can't tell if its sad or if its sick.
I think its a combination of both.

** It was also the Director's LAST film as well. I wonder if there is a link.

ENJOY!! I KNOW I DID!!!!!

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Life was generally busy for L.L. today.
I really out did myself yesterday. 30 WOW
So today was sort of mellow.
I hope I didn't disappoint too many of you.
But you know how it works.
If you want to spice things up.
Then splurge.
Word Vomit.
Gossip.
Because the more you send me.
The more I can report on.
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